Being a member of the Armed Forces requires an insane amount of handwashing. In fact, the Army hygiene manual says you have to wash your hands before eating, after eating, after using the restroom, before handling food, after contact with local, native plant life, frequently during the day to keep germs away, after handling anything that could potentially carry germs, and after any physical contact with local people. Whoever gets the soap subcontract for the government is in the money, that’s all we can say.